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Mar 11

Problem Vampire Infestation?

Posted on Thursday, March 11, 2010 in Featured Products

The Count stopping by nightly for a midnight snack at your expense? Well, here at Mercantile Mart we have a solution to your problem, a genuine Western Wood Crafts Vampire Stake. Whether you are a professional Vampire hunter or just have a problem infestation that just won’t go away we have a Vampire Stake to fit every need. These quality hand made Vampire Stakes will strike fear into the hearts of any blood sucker, even those problematic ones that you just can’t seem to get to go away. Made of all natural cedar each Vampire Stake is hand crafted here in the USA to provide years of trouble free service.

Even if you don’t have a vampire problem at the moment it’s a good idea to keep a Vampire Stake around just in case. You just never know when a Vampire just might show up in your bedroom looking for a little late night snack.

Our Vampire Stakes even work on those movie Vampires that have been appearing on the big screen lately. Don’t trust them, a Vampire is a Vampire. They all like necking, but eventually you will be providing the snack they all want. With your Vampire Stake in hand you can say “Snack On This Blood Sucker” and go back to bed assured he wont be feasting on you tonight.

Here at Mercantile Mart we also carry all the accessories you will need to go along with your new Vampire Stake.

Cross Vampire Stakes: Want to go for that sure  kill? Our Cross Vampire Stakes are guaranteed to stop them in there tracks.

Vampire Stake Mallets: Are you having a problem keeping them staked? Then take a look at our Vampire Stake Mallets to drive them straight and true (Also Makes A Great Meat Tenderizer).

Our Vampire control products have other uses too!

Politicians: The only difference here is the orifice you stick it in. Note if you live in Washington  ask about our volume discount.

In-Laws: Guaranteed to help you take care of the most troublesome In-Laws that keep getting in your S**t.

Lawyers, The IRS, Terrorists: (See Politicians)

These are just a few of the many uses for our Vampire Control Products we know you can think of a lot more, so be creative and get yours now!

Disclaimer: These products are not toys and are not intended to be purchased or used by children under the age of 18. All products are sold as novelty items intended for display or use as props for motion picture production or other performances.

Jan 6

2010 Is Here

Posted on Wednesday, January 6, 2010 in Articles

Truly amazing how quickly the years go by. I heard about a survey as to what to
call this new year.

1. Two Thousand Ten
2. Twenty Ten
3. Two K Ten

What do think? I like twenty ten.

Looks like this new year is going to bring some very cold weather. That seems strange to me since I keep hearing so much about global warming. If this is the case why is it so cold? “Mother Nature” is the answer, and Mom has a mind of her own.

I am sure there will be many other changes this year. I am going to do the best I can in all my endeavors and try and keep a good outlook and positive attitude. Its always fun to see how long we can last with this new beginning before we crumble and go back to our old habits. Let us all vow to be better. Do better and last longer on this new path. Lets make the best choices we can. I know it is real hard on a lot of folks right now. Some have way to much and others have nothing. People are selling items that have been in their family for generations just to be able to eat and have a place to stay. Jobs are being lost in record numbers as unemployment reaches record levels in this country. Companies are moving their operations overseas as manufacturing levels drop to all time lows. China is thriving as they flood our market with goods made in factories that pay their employees what is little more than slave labor. What ever happened to high quality products made in our country by craftsmen who took pride in their work? The answer is simple “MONEY”, It just simply costs more to manufacture a product in this country. And until we Americans stop buying and supporting all these imported goods it will only get worse. If this does not stop and we don’t begin manufacturing products in this country again we are all going to be up a creek without a paddle. Buy American and help put our people back to work even if it costs a little more, the job you save may be your own.
Meanwhile in Washington Obama and his cast of idiots are debating health care reform and where to put terrorists from “Guitmo”. They are trying to force all Americans to purchase health care insurance or face a penalty, and best of all have this process handled by the “IRS”. We all no what a good job these people do!

How do you pay for health care insurance or any penalty when you are unemployed and worrying how your going to feed your family the next week or if your going to be homeless and out on the street.
As far as those terrorists go leave them where there at! You hear stories on the news all the time about they have rights and the cruel treatment they receive. When you hear this bull remember those people in the towers, the Pentagon, and all of planes these morons used as missiles to kill innocent Americans. Think of all the families who lost a loved one in this horrible act. Ask any soldier who is serving his country fighting these idiots in one of those “Crap Hole” countries. Ask anybody who has been in an Iraqi or Afghanistan prison about the humane treatment they received. As far as I am concerned they have got it much better than they deserve.

Our “President” needs to get his head out of his ass and look at solving the
real issues that are killing our country before it’s to late for all of us.

This article is brought to you by Mercantile Mart And Western Wood Crafts where we try to bring you some of the best American made products available.

Dec 8

Mercantile Mart Goes Live!

Posted on Tuesday, December 8, 2009 in Latest News

Mercantile MartMercantile Mart hits the net with a unique offering of online shopping and entertainment. Sporting some of the finest hand made Arts and Crafts to Antiques, Collectibles, and other unique items to even please the most discerning shopper. Many such unique one of a kind items like hand made Vampire Stakes by Western Wood Crafts to “Naughty or Nice” Pot Holders to jazz up your kitchen. Mercantile Mart also features Entertainment such as Movies, Games, and informative Articles on any subject you could imagine. Mercantile Mart has something for everybody and much more to come so stop on by for a visit anytime, we are open 24 hours 7 days a week for your shopping convenience.